Pretend this Holiday Card Says Something Warm and Fuzzy... Greeting Card

✨Card reads, “Pretend this holiday card says something warm & fuzzy. Or don't. I don't give a shit.”

✨Blank inside

✨5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

✨Printed on 110# heavy card stock

✨Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks.

✨These cards ship in a plastic sleeve in a sturdy flat envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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