Your Gal Kiwi
Valentine's Day Poem Greeting Card
Valentine's Day Poem Greeting Card
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While it's not exactly groundbreaking to rhyme 'date' with 'masturbate' - this is the perfect Valentine for your gals, your pals and maybe even your lovers depending on your mutual interests.
✨ Card reads, “A poem I wrote for you for Valentine's Day 'Why do we celebrate by going on dates - when we could masturbate'”
✨ Blank inside
✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock
✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks.
✨ These cards ship in a plastic sleeve in a sturdy flat envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.
