Thanks for not Fucking Me Up Too Bad, Mom Greeting Card

When you realize that your mom could have fucked you up wayyyyyy worse, here's the card for you for Mother's Day or really any day.

✨ Card reads, “Thanks for not fucking me up too bad, mom”

✨ Blank inside

✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

✨ Packaged with coordinating envelope in plastic cello sleeve

✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks. 

✨ These cards ship in a cello plastic sleeve in a sturdy flat envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.