Your Gal Kiwi
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Hands up if you think your bae is actually slowly trying to kill you by farting in bed.
✨ Card reads, “I love you even though sometimes when you fart in bed I fear that I might actually die of methane poisoning”
✨ Blank inside
✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock
✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks.
✨ These cards ship in a plastic sleeve in a sturdy flat envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.
✨See our FAQs or reach us by email if you have any questions!
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