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Please Don't Die Greeting Card

Please Don't Die Greeting Card

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Because when you're in a long-term relationship dating anecdotes seem more and more like horror stories. 

✨ Card reads, “Please don't die because I don't want to date ever again”

✨ Blank inside

✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks. 

✨ These cards ship in a plastic sleeve in a sturdy flat envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

✨See our FAQs or reach us by email if you have any questions!
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