Your Gal Kiwi
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Because when you're in a long-term relationship dating anecdotes seem more and more like horror stories.
✨ Card reads, “Please don't die because I don't want to date ever again”
✨ Blank inside
✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock
✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks.
✨ These cards ship in a plastic sleeve in a sturdy flat envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.
✨See our FAQs or reach us by email if you have any questions!
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