Nickname Ideas for Your New Home... Greeting Card

✨ Card reads, “Here's a few nickname ideas for your new home: horny hut, sex shack, pussy palace, moan motel, hump house, wiener world, fornication station. You're welcome!"

✨ Blank inside

✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks. 

✨ These cards ship in a plastic sleeve in a sturdy flat envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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