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National Treasure Greeting Card
National Treasure Greeting Card
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National Treasure is a good movie, for sure, but this card is for the person in your life who is so amazing that they're even better than Nic Cage and that's a damn feat.
✨ Card reads, “You're a goddamn national treasure. But not like the movie. You're so much cooler than Nic Cage. Except maybe Nic Cage in Con Air. That movie is a cinematic gem. But, really, you know what I mean. Thanks for being freaking awesome all the time.”
✨ Card reads, “You're a goddamn national treasure. But not like the movie. You're so much cooler than Nic Cage. Except maybe Nic Cage in Con Air. That movie is a cinematic gem. But, really, you know what I mean. Thanks for being freaking awesome all the time.”
✨ Blank inside
✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)
✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock
✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks.
✨ These cards ship in a plastic sleeve in a sturdy flat envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.
