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If I Had a Penis... Greeting Card

If I Had a Penis... Greeting Card

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If one of your straight lady friends needs a bit of cheering up - let them know that if you were their man they'd have all the babies and a white picket fence already.

✨ Card reads, “If I had a penis, you and I would have 4 kids and a time share in Florida”

✨ Blank inside

✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks. 

✨ These cards ship in a plastic sleeve in a sturdy flat envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

✨See our FAQs or reach us by email if you have any questions!
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