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Figure a Way to Teleport... Greeting Card

Figure a Way to Teleport... Greeting Card

Regular price $5.00 USD
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Being in a long distance anything can totally and completely fucking blow so let someone know how much you miss them with this card. Perfect for baes or BFFs.

✨ Card reads, Let's figure out a way to teleport because being so far away from you fucking blows”  

✨ Blank inside

✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks. 

✨ These cards ship in a plastic sleeve in a sturdy flat envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

✨See our FAQs or reach us by email if you have any questions!
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