Congrats on Buying a House! Get Ready... Greeting Card

Buying a house is freakin' weird and fills your brain with all sorts of things you never even considered before. (We mean douchebag in the nicest way possible, of course.)

✨ Card reads, “Congrats on buying a house! Get ready to be the douchebag who says 'equity' in casual conversations”

✨ Blank inside

✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

✨ Packaged with coordinating envelope in plastic cello sleeve

✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks. 

✨ These cards ship in a cello plastic sleeve in a sturdy flat envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.