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Commemorate Penises in Your Mouth Greeting Card

Commemorate Penises in Your Mouth Greeting Card

Regular price $5.00 USD
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Wedding cards can be tacky and full of cheesy quotes or they can be honest as hell and you can tell right away what kind of wedding card this one is. Perfect for bridal showers or bachelorette parties!

✨ Card reads, Let's take a moment before your wedding to commemorate how many penises have been in your mouth

✨ Blank inside

✨ 5.5" x 4.25" (A2)

✨ Printed on 110# heavy card stock 

✨ Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we'll never send you anything that sucks. 

✨ These cards ship in a plastic sleeve in a sturdy flat envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

✨See our FAQs or reach us by email if you have any questions!
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