All I want for Christmas... card

For those of us who have super reasonable Christmas desires, even if we're not sure that 2017 will be the year that our holiday wishes come true.

“All I want for Christmas is leggings that don't bust in the inner thigh and a reasonable federal government” is printed on a blank 5.5" x 4.25" (A2) super sturdy 100 lb white notecard with the Craft Boner logo on the back. These come with a grape purple square flap envelope so the person getting it will have no clue what kind of goodness is inside. 

These cards come as singles or as an 8-pack to give all your friends and family a holiday chuckle. 

Every design is hand lettered before being scanned in and put in a buncha nifty colors. Please note that because everyone's monitor is a weensy bit different, the colors on the card may vary slightly from what you expect but we do our best to make every card excellent. 

These cards ship in a plastic bag in a sturdy envelope so even if your mailman is a dick you should still get it in good shape.

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