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Collection: GREETING CARDS

Honest and swear-y greeting cards to make your favorite people giggle and/or swoon.

Happy Birthday to My Favorite MILF Greeting Card

Happy Birthday to My Favorite MILF Greeting Card

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Happy Birthday, Dipshit Greeting Card

Happy Birthday, Dipshit Greeting Card

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Happy Fucking Birthday Greeting Card

Happy Fucking Birthday Greeting Card

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Happy Galentine's Day Greeting Card

Happy Galentine's Day Greeting Card

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Here's Some Birthday Bullshit... Greeting Card

Here's Some Birthday Bullshit... Greeting Card

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Hey Girl Hey Greeting Card

Hey Girl Hey Greeting Card

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Hey! Fuck You Greeting Card

Hey! Fuck You Greeting Card

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High Five your Uterus Greeting Card

High Five your Uterus Greeting Card

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Horny for You Greeting Card

Horny for You Greeting Card

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Hot Pocket Holding It All Together Greeting Card

Hot Pocket Holding It All Together Greeting Card

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How Did People Make Friends Before the Internet? Greeting Card

How Did People Make Friends Before the Internet? Greeting Card

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I Ate My Way Through Denver Postcard

I Ate My Way Through Denver Postcard

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I Did a Bunch of Touristy Shit in Colorado Postcard

I Did a Bunch of Touristy Shit in Colorado Postcard

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I Don't Always Like You... Greeting Card

I Don't Always Like You... Greeting Card

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I Drank My Way Through Colorado Postcard

I Drank My Way Through Colorado Postcard

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I Drank My Way Through Denver Postcard

I Drank My Way Through Denver Postcard

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I Fucking Love You Greeting Card

I Fucking Love You Greeting Card

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I Got High in Colorado Postcard

I Got High in Colorado Postcard

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I had a Pretty Good Time in Colorado Postcard

I had a Pretty Good Time in Colorado Postcard

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I Have the Biggest Lady Crush on You Greeting Card

I Have the Biggest Lady Crush on You Greeting Card

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