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Collection: GREETING CARDS

Honest and swear-y greeting cards to make your favorite people giggle and/or swoon.

Being With You Feels like Putting on Sweats... Greeting Card

Being With You Feels like Putting on Sweats... Greeting Card

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Bouquet of Boners Greeting Card

Bouquet of Boners Greeting Card

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Do People Still Do Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Do People Still Do Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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Doing Nothing with You... Greeting Card

Doing Nothing with You... Greeting Card

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February 14th Let's Fuck Greeting Card

February 14th Let's Fuck Greeting Card

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Fuck Fuckin' Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Fuck Fuckin' Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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Happy Galentine's Day Greeting Card

Happy Galentine's Day Greeting Card

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I Have the Biggest Lady Crush on You Greeting Card

I Have the Biggest Lady Crush on You Greeting Card

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Let (Me) Eat (You) Out Valentine's Day Card

Let (Me) Eat (You) Out Valentine's Day Card

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Let's Cuddle and Binge Watch Something Greeting Card

Let's Cuddle and Binge Watch Something Greeting Card

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Lubes & Boobs Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Lubes & Boobs Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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Mushy Shit Inside Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Mushy Shit Inside Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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Never a Better Time to not Give a Shit About Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Never a Better Time to not Give a Shit About Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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Not a Nicholas Sparks Novel but... Greeting Card

Not a Nicholas Sparks Novel but... Greeting Card

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Order Takeout and Not Give a Shit About Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Order Takeout and Not Give a Shit About Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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Other People Suck Greeting Card

Other People Suck Greeting Card

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Our Silly 'Lil Life Together is My Favorite Thing Greeting Card

Our Silly 'Lil Life Together is My Favorite Thing Greeting Card

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Please Don't Die Greeting Card

Please Don't Die Greeting Card

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Sometimes When You Fart in Bed... Greeting Card

Sometimes When You Fart in Bed... Greeting Card

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Stuff to Each Other's Bodies... Valentine's Day Greeting Card

Stuff to Each Other's Bodies... Valentine's Day Greeting Card

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